February 22, 2005

sagacity from a porn advert

more spam today. this one is from galvnometers i. gunner. it changed my life.

Greetings, white man! :)

Hol di good The real news is bad news.

Between two worlds life hovers like a star, twixt night and morn, upon the horizon's verge.
The chief beneficiary of life insurance policies for young, single people is the life insurance agent.
All work and no play makes one the wealthiest man in the cemetery.
An acquaintance that begins with a compliment is sure to develop into a real friendship.
I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today.
The difficult part in an argument is not to defend one's opinion, but rather to know it.
I honestly believe it is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so.
It's what you do, unthinking, that makes the quick tear start The tear may be forgotten -- but the hurt stays in the heart.

Life is a grindstone. Whether it grinds us down or polishes us up depends on us.

All is but lip-wisdom which wants experience.
A person is never happy except at the price of some ignorance. Whatever accomplishment you boast of in the world, there is someone better than you.
Jealousy is never satisfied with anything short of an omniscience that would detect the subtlest fold of the heart.
No man understands a deep book until he has seen and lived at least part of its contents.

Mastery passes often for egotism.

In business for yourself, not by yourself.
Keep quiet and people will think you a philosopher.


have i mentioned that the subject line was "FW: Britney Spears Naked on Paparazzi Pohots"? i'm going to save this e-mail and try to live my life by it every day i'm on the beautiful earth. also, maybe dl some of those naked brit photos, eh eh? no.

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