May 24, 2004

prodigious portents

(the archaic meaning is ominous)

horoscope last week:
scorpio (Oct. 24th-Nov. 22nd)
Hell-O? Someone has been flirting their ass off with you! You may believe it's just a friendly gesture. You may also believe in the Easter Bunny.


horoscope this week:
scorpio (Oct. 24th-Nov. 22nd)
We know you think it's sexy to get all "Dangerous Liaisons" on someone's ass, but the only thing it's going to do is bite you in the ass. Stop with all the manipulations for selfish sexual personal gain and go volunteer at your community center or something.

oh dear.

em and lo horoscope


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